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Friday, March 9, 2012
Top Ten Surprising Facts About Sarah Palin presented by residents of Wasilla, Alaska
1- Sometimes Sarah calls John McCain "grandpa"
-Interior Designer, May-Lynn Pauling
2- She stole that sexy librarian look from me
-Grasshopper Aviation Pilot, Dave Glenn
3- Recently passed legislation to build a bridge to Funkytown
-General Manager of a Mexican Restaurant, Jerry Ochoa
4- Does great impression of Tina Fey
-Banker and Race Car Driver, Erika Bills
5- Favorite meal: moose nuggets and beaver jerky
-Private Music Teacher, Ana Hartman
6- Working on "Knight Rider" spin-off about a talking snowmobile
-Virtual Golf-Shooting Range Owner, Calvin Culverwell
7- Favorite book? "Late Show Fun Facts" -- available at fine stores everywhere
-Flight Paramedic, Steven Heyano
8- Once spent a week in the hospital after attempting to put lipstick on a pit bull
-Dental Hygenist, Kathy McCone
9- To improve her foreign policy experience, she recently went to the International House of Pancakes
-Deputy Mayor and Chiropractor, Kris Larson
10-Only person I know who's not afraid to go hunting with Dick Cheney
-From the Wasilla Chamber of Commerce, Lyn Carden
I think it's comical but true in an odd way!
||| Love Them......did you see how peaved he was that McCain out right lied to him......"I can't be on your show, I'm on my way to Washington".....when all along he was still in NY with Katie Couric.|||Oh my god, does Sarah Palin Is My Hero actually think these are supposed to be true?? So these are the type of people voting for Mccain/Palin. And to tom jones, umm Hilary Clinton anyone..... And to Big Daddy, I'd be pretty miffed too. Report Abuse
|||He's a little miffed at the McCain Campaign since McCain called him up 2 hours before the show two nights ago and cancelled his appearance, telling him he needed to go to DC. Then, at the same time did an interview for another network right down the street in NY.
Lying isn't a good trait for a presidential candidate. (or is it?)
#9 made me laugh the most.|||It was pure comedy! I loved it! Brilliant! Remember that comedians love to pick on politicians and McCain screwed over Letterman. It's simple retaliation. McCain's integrity was called into question by blatantly lying. I fell asleep in between the commercial breaks-what was Paris Hilton's point of view?! Lol!!!|||Very amusing, but you should could down from 10 to 1, not up from 1 to 10. And I checked the link so you've got the numbers in reverse order, but the last one is #1.|||Mockery means disrespect. It is a general tone that will be absorbed by the mainstream public. This means death to their campaign.|||Dave is funny again!
Amazingly, a couple of the people here seem tho think this is supposed to be real. No wonder Palin is popular...|||It was quite funny. But if I were any of those ten people, I'd go into hiding. She has a reputation when it comes to people who cross her, after all.|||That's perhaps the funniest top ten list I've ever seen from the Letterman show - usually, it's rather lame.|||That is so funny. I really pictured #8 & #9 explains everything.|||Anyone that doesn't find that funny has no sense of humor, and is an idiot.....or a republican.....whichever word you wanna use, they both mean the same thing.|||Very funny and makes you go hmmmmm.|||They were dead on and very funny |||Hmmm. I think Dave is still a little miffed...|||Hilarious|||Very amusing,I especially like numbers 8 and 10.|||I don't always care for his top ten, but... these are his best !|||Answer...No I Didn't
Comment...I Don't care what side of the aisle your on, THAT was funny right there, I'll tell Ya!!!|||The man is just like most men in the Democratic party he's believes women belong in the kitchen. They have yet to accept the the fact that a woman can take charge and manage any thing a man can.
The more they assault that woman the more women will come over to support her. Most progressive women have already abounded the Democratic party. The man is living in the 18th Century.
|||I wonder if this was driven by his anger over McCain backing out on doing his show the other night ? I thought it was pretty childish of Letterman to act the way he did the other night. After all we are in the middle of a national crisis and he's host a one hour talk show. |||It is funny. But true? I don't think so..... I'm sure she never spent a week in the hospital for putting lipstick on a pit bull.|||I think David Letterman looks like the as s end of a mule and I can't stomach looking at him.|||he puts me to sleep
right before Craig Fergusons show
that I actally watch faithfully
David Letterman needs to shut his mouth
i'm an undecided voter
and agree with
Big Daddys comments
MC Cain has more important issues to take care of right now
than soft peddling
celebs or their wanna be hosts of late night.
he really needs to grow up.
& yes its comedy
but I think David Letterman should of took the mature high road
and chose another top 10
theirs billions of comic ideas out there!
it made him seem foolish
and I think it did!
I've been a picky eater ever since I could remember. I have become more flexible over the years, but certain things like seafood, cheese and spicy foods still make me cringe. For university, I am living in an International House, so I am exposed to a lot of different ethnic foods, and I always feel bad turning them down because I either think or know I won't like it. I tried being 'adventurous' and trying shrimp the other night, and at first I enjoyed the taste, but then the fishiness made me nauseous. Tonight I tried some ramen noodles and the spice made my eyes water. I think it's kind of pathetic how much I can't tolerate so many things. I always try to be adventurous in my lifestyle, and I wish I could learn to love everything. Is it possible to train my brain and my tongue to like all the foods I've told myself I don't like all these years?|||You will never grow to like everything, there are too many tastes.
Learn with small amounts at a time, and the way they are cooked ad prepared.
Even chefs will disagree about foods. Some will criticise the individual tastes whilst others will say you have a little of it all together. People are the same, there are those who will eat a vegetable first, then another and another until they have eaten their food whilst others will have a little of everything.
As long as you are trying it is far better than just dismissing everything else.|||im a rely pick eater too!m y friends say its because my mom never rely cooked all that much as i was growing up. what i did to help was eat a little bit of food that i didnt like with food that i do like i made my self finish the stuff i didnt like first before i could eat the "GOOD STUFF" and every day i would add a little more of "GROSS STUFF" and yea!! NOW im eating a whole bunch of stuff! ( but i still dont like cake lol)|||First not to eat more,eat bit.then next day also eat more than previous day like that continue it for 2-3 weeks.then definitely you can adapt any food but make sure you may not have any allergic reaction what your eating|||why bother.every body has likes and dislikes
She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham.
She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum.
She's done more screwing than Black and Decker.
She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood.
She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini.
She's been boarded more times than a train.
She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope.
She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare.
She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube
She's spent more time under men than all the country’s barstools.
She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes.
She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan.
Her body has been declared a national recreation area.
Her gynaecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest.
Her pantyhose have a trap door.
Got any more punchlines???
10 points for the funniest|||She's had more one-night stands than a mannequin on the move.
She has seen more fingers than a piano's keyboard
She has seen more head than a hat.|||her p*ussies more cocky than frank mir and cory mccoll|||She would open her legs for a dog with an STD.. XD|||SHE'S GOT MORE RATS THAN KFC????!!!!
IDK......|||No.... and those are all equally terrible.|||lol funny|||shes has done more blowing then a ballon store|||cute|||she`s made more porn than Jenna Jameson
she basically **** everyone in the hood && hills
her vagina is so loose it`s like putting a hotdog down a stairway
she ****** so many people she`s in a wheelchair
her phone is a sex operator
she considers having sex hunting season
she does more lickings than a dog
her house is nastier than a brothel
she`s done more examations than a doctor
if they could put all the sex partners she ever had in a square it would be a square beyond compare
she eats more ***** than andrew zidderman
she sucked more balls than a dog
her condoms are called her "life savers" from STD`S
she sucked more necks than the whole cast of Twilight
i have REALLY lame jokes
XD|||I like the KKK one.
How about
She's had more d.i.c.k.s in her than a urinal at the mall.|||When you yell between her legs there is a longer lasting echo than when your shouting from the tallest mountain.|||Shes been bounced on more than your dog
She has had more hook-ups then the game Hook-up itself
Shes been stood-up more than your dog
idk lol. and im a girl! haha but yeah this is all i have|||She has had enough dick to make a hand rail to go around the isle of Wight.|||Shamone fool!|||She makes elementary math look hard....
she buys mattresses as much as groceries....|||she handled more beef than a butcher
when she quieffs her lips flap more than a flag
she smells like tuna more than a tuna factory (lame)|||ewwwww you know her coochie is nasty!!!!!!!|||She's licked more than the Envelope Licking Co.
Sh's gone doggy syle more times than any dog.
She's gotten laid more time than you'll ever lay a paper.
The last one wuz lame, but plz give me da 10pts.|||She's been played with more times than lego
She's been mounted more times than a horse
Her underwear's for keeping her ankles warm.
She's often referred to as the Town Bike
Lol the one's you have are hilarious btw!|||shes had more pricks than a dart board. her piss flaps
have revolving doors fitted|||but shes got more balls than a genuine man|||She's been sandwich-fúcked so often, you can look up her vagina and see out of her anus.|||thanx for the laugh|||you can make her toes curl by screwing her in her tights and she have had more pricks in her than a second hand dart board :p|||she's jumped off a cliff more times then i have.|||shes bean kicked so hard she fell|||She considers pregnancy game season.|||A caveman could do her!|||She became a muslim.
How does that sound?|||HAHAHHA omfg thts hilarious xD how about: She's swallowed more than Nathan's Hot Dog eating champ!! idk kinda lame but it fits :)
I have been working at IHOP International House of Pancakes for almost 2 years, I have been there as a hostess, i like my job and have seen how the waiters and waitresses work. I have talked to my manager about becoming a server however he says i am to young however also he hired a 17 year old about 2 years ago who worked as a waitress and worked for a shorter time than i did.My manager also recently hired a host, he already has more days because of me going to school, and he is even giving him more days on my vacations, I also have a boyfriend we argue out of work however not once have we during work and my manager has known us longer than anybody else, He also said "women don't need to work Its men who should do it, I really want to take care of this I need help. Any advice please i can really use it.|||If you can show, based on your quote, that he's refusing to make you a waitress and giving the host more hours because you're a woman then you have a discrimination claim.
Otherwise, there's not much the law can do for you.|||Time to move on to TGI Fridays!|||Quit Whining!! Your lucky you are still working. Look at all the people who are losing their jobs. So what if the other host has more days because of you going to school,or on vacations. What else is the manager supposed to do, how else is he supposed to cover the shifts you can't work? If you want to be a waitress then tell him to move you or you will find a waitress job elsewhere. Believe me, it won't be that hard for your manager to fill your position. There are many people out there who need jobs.|||i can't say if this is what your manager is doing, but everywhere i have worked when they treat an employee like that, they do it hoping that they will quit. they don't have reason to fire them, so they treat them bad until the quit. your manager may have something against you (not meaning you did anything, but he could be one of those people that just hates people for the smallest thing). is there another manager higher up you could talk to? you could even call corporate and ask for their opinion. in the mean time though, i'd probably try to find a new job where they treat you fairly. good luck|||Find another job.|||It is obvious the manager knows you and in the managers opinion you do not have what it takes to serve in the positon you want. Business people are in business to make money and it is obvious that you don't fit in where you want to be.
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Rick Perry's Rally
The organizers of Perry's rally were from ministries founded by two apostles/prophets of the movement 鈥?The Call, and the International House of Prayer founded by Mike Bickle. Bickle, who led part of Perry's event, has claimed that Oprah Winfrey is a precursor of the Antichrist, and Engle has claimed that gay people are controlled by "demonic spirits." Both have served on the Council of Prophetic Elders initiated by Wagner.|||Yes, I get daily text messages and email updates from Satan dictating my behaviour and there are plans for an iphone app to follow :/|||No, I don't think so. It's just real weird to me. Churches are too obsessed with peoples' sex lives. Sex is just sex. Leave churches out of it. It has little to do with heaven and hell. Back in the biblical times sex has a lot more morality attached to it because it was an issue of making new life. It still is-but not homosexuality.
I think gay is some kind of disorder but not a serious one. Certainly our bodies were not designed for gay activity. Then again most of us probably have some kinds of disorders.|||Yes, Oprah Winfrey is the Precursor to the Anti-Christ because Obama is the Anti-Christ and Gays are controlled by Demonic Spirits who will aid the Anti-Christ.
VOTE RETARDICAN, VOTE FAIR AND BALANCED!|||Oparah is everything Republicans hate, black, is self made, a philathropist, and smart.|||Yes! They lead a cult that recruits people at pride parades, I've saw it with my own eyes!|||That explains why they like to sit in circlejerks, it must be a demonic summoning circle.|||The actual biblical term is "reprobate mind".|||I can't say who will win in 2012, but it will certainly not be lacking entertainment with people like this running.|||why am I not suprised?|||rofl
yeah the demon is called the little bugger and he just loves ***
Every time I write something, I always get a slightly lower grade due to grammar errors. Mainly commas being in the wrong place. The assignment is strictly a 3 paragraph autobiography about our life, or a main event in our life (in my case its a main event). The last paragraph is only 6 sentences, by the way, just so ya know, lol. I know it looks kinda long. Ok, thanks!
Shekinah Mathis: An Autobiography - Moving to Kansas City
Around May of '09 Lou Engle visited our church promoting The Call. During the service he stopped and looked right at my dad, saying he felt like he came to talk specifically to him. Through a series of events following that, my dad took a trip to the International House of Prayer, and was blown away by what he saw; it confirmed so many things God had spoke to him years before.
Towards the end of my 5th grade year, God told us it was time to move on from that church, and that He was doing a new thing. This included leaving my school, and seeing my friends on a regular basis. People I'd gone to school with since preschool. I was really shocked and upset when I heard the news, but I got used to the idea. I started telling my friends goodbye; it became harder and harder for me as the summer approached.
That summer had to be the second worst summer of my life so far. Most of the time, I felt Isolated and alone -- although I kept in contact with my friends, and hung out with them at times it wasn't nearly as much as before. My parents would constantly be at odds, and I didn't understand God's plan behind all this. I was home schooled the following fall, and dad would continue to make trips to IHOP, taking us with him at times. Soon we felt God calling us t move to Kansas City, so in November of that year we made the 13 hour journey by car, and all our stuff and nanny, to Kansas City, MO. The process was stressful, I wasn't excited to be there in the beginning, and we had more trials ahead of us. We've conquered them all though, and now I have awesome friends, am finally back in school, and have encountered God in such a greater way than ever before. I'm so thankful for what God has, and continues to do for us.|||Here you go.
Around May of '09 Lou Engle visited our church promoting The Call. During
[Lou Engle visited our church promoting 鈥楾he Call鈥?around May of 2009. During ]
the service he stopped and looked right at my dad, saying he felt like he came
[the service, he stopped and looked right at my dad saying he felt like he came]
to talk specifically to him. Through a series of events following that, my dad
took a trip to the International House of Prayer, and was blown away by what
[took a trip to the International鈥?House of Prayer,鈥?and was blown away by what]
he saw; it confirmed so many things God had spoke to him years before.
[he saw; It confirmed so many things God had spoken to him years before.]
Towards the end of my 5th grade year, God told us it was time to move on from
[Towards the end of my 5th grade year, God told us that it was time to move on from]
that church, and that He was doing a new thing. This included leaving my school,
[that church. Because of that, he had done a few things. That included leaving my school]
and seeing my friends on a regular basis. People I'd gone to school with since
[and not being able to see my friends on a regular basis; People I had gone to school with since]
preschool. I was really shocked and upset when I heard the news, but I got used
to the idea. I started telling my friends goodbye; it became harder and harder for
[to the idea. I started telling my friends goodbye. It was becoming harder and harder for]
me as the summer was approaching.
That summer had to be the second worst summer of my life so far. Most of the
[That summer was the second worst summer of my life so far. Most of the]
time, I felt Isolated and alone -- although I kept in contact with my friends, and hung
[time, I felt Isolated and alone. Although I kept in contact with my friends and hung]
out with them at times it wasn't nearly as much as before. My parents would
[out with them, but it wasn't nearly as much as before. My parents were]
constantly be at odds, and I didn't understand God's plan behind all this.
(((I was home schooled the following fall, and dad would continue to make trips to IHOP, taking us
with him at times. ))) ???
Soon we felt God calling us t move to Kansas City, so in November
[Soon, we felt that God calling us t move to Kansas City, so in November]
of that year we made the 13 hour journey by car, and all our stuff and nanny, to
[of that year, we made the 13 hour journey by car with all of our stuff and nanny to]
Kansas City, MO. The process was stressful, I wasn't excited to be there in the
[the Kansas City, MO. The process was stressful, I was not excited to be there in the]
beginning, and we had more trials ahead of us. We've conquered them all though,
[beginning. We had more trials ahead of us. We have conquered them all through. ]
and now I have awesome friends, am finally back in school, and have encountered
[Now, I am finally back in school, and have awesome friends]
God in such a greater way than ever before. I'm so thankful for what God has,
[I have encountered God in such a greater way than ever before. I am so
thankful for what God had done,]
and continues to do for us.
The paragraph was not too bad, but please study harder in the areas bellow.
* Punctuations
* Run-on sentences
* Fragmentation
* Use I am, I had [Not I'm, I'd] There is nothing wrong with using "I'm", but you will get better number if you do not use it that way.
Hope this helps.
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