Tuesday, February 21, 2012

I was so excited. My first trip to IHOP. The INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes. One look at the menu left me furious. What was so international about their pancakes? Nothing. All Eurocentric crap. In this day and age--we have a black President, people!!!!---you think IHOP would stuff their ethnocentric BS. Can I sue them for false advertising?|||Agreed they need more African, Australian and South American pancakes.|||Yeah, sue IHOP. Then move on to sue Denny's. Lots of people there are not named Denny. The Burger King mascot is not a real king, so sue him too. If you buy a Chevy truck, scantily clad women will not be irresistibly drawn to you, so put them on your list.|||Sure. Calculate the damages that came from including the word "international" in the name, but keep in mind that you got to look at the menu before ordering. I think the problem will be that they have belgian waffles and canadian bacon, thus making it international. Still, you did not ask if you could SUCCESSFULLY sue.|||You may sue anyone for any reason you desire. Whether or not the courts will find it something they desire to take up is another matter. You'll have no problem finding some attorney willing to take your money though, to help you find out whether or not the court feels your complaint is valid.

Sorry you're bored today. Hope your day gets better.|||Call my law firm at 1800-Youre-A-Dumbass

Our lawyers will attend to this issue.|||French Toast

Italian dressing

Canadian Ham

Mexican Burritos

Spanish Rice

Russian dressing

South American Coffee

Swiss Chocolate


case closed|||I went to a restaraunt called "The Roadkill Cafe" and guess what???? Not a single piece of roadkill on their menu... if thats not false advertising then I don't know what is.|||...dont forget the blintzes!

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