Tuesday, March 6, 2012

First I washed the clothing in hot water and then pretzels. Crabna Sexual Positions entered my life three years ago and now my life is in trouble!!!

Should I tell my boss that I quit because of Nintendo Games or because of French Burgers? When I was at the basketball game I saw the cheerleaders and my cousin was mad at me for relaxing myself.

But I can bench press over 300lbs and I am great at Michael Tyson's Punch Out, as well as watching adult videotapes.

Can anyone help me steal cable from my neighbor? Should I break into his car and fall asleep again? Whatever you say I will do. I was arrested at International House of pancakes before, you should know. Quiet Riot is my favorite band of all time.
BANG YOUR HEAAAAAAAD!!!!
METAL MUSIC WILL DRIVE YOU MAAAD!|||Okay, because of Michael Tyson's Punch Out there was a ninja reoccurring from drug abuse--and that is point one.

Perhaps you could research how Snow Leopards become human beings on a regular basis, that might help with the adult videotape situation and also about how the bass player of Quiet Riot later joined Whitesnake.

All you have to do to steal illegal cable from the neighbor is blow up an ice cream cone with your mind in front of him--it is a demonstration of power that he cannot ignore, this will then give you access to his porno tape archive (VHS ONLY) and perhaps HBO programming as well.

Bench pressing mind power is considerably harder, and you may want to consult an Orange or Pear therapist for the initial consultation. French Burgers are the best, as well. THANKS!

I won't eat at Arby's only if you pay me certain amounts of money in Pirate coins. Or ET stickers from the 1980's.|||wha?

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