She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. She's turned more tricks than Harry Houdini. She's been boarded more times than a train. She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare. She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube She's spent more time under men than all the country’s barstools. She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes. She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan. Her body has been declared a national recreation area. Her gynaecologist entered her in the Grand Canyon look-alike contest. Her pantyhose have a trap door. Got any more punchlines??? 10 points for the funniest|||She's had more one-night stands than a mannequin on the move. She has seen more fingers than a piano's keyboard She has seen more head than a hat.|||her p*ussies more cocky than frank mir and cory mccoll|||She would open her legs for a dog with an STD.. XD|||SHE'S GOT MORE RATS THAN KFC????!!!! IDK......|||No.... and those are all equally terrible.|||lol funny|||shes has done more blowing then a ballon store|||cute|||she`s made more porn than Jenna Jameson she basically **** everyone in the hood && hills her vagina is so loose it`s like putting a hotdog down a stairway she ****** so many people she`s in a wheelchair her phone is a sex operator she considers having sex hunting season she does more lickings than a dog her house is nastier than a brothel she`s done more examations than a doctor if they could put all the sex partners she ever had in a square it would be a square beyond compare she eats more ***** than andrew zidderman she sucked more balls than a dog her condoms are called her "life savers" from STD`S she sucked more necks than the whole cast of Twilight i have REALLY lame jokes XD|||I like the KKK one. How about She's had more d.i.c.k.s in her than a urinal at the mall.|||When you yell between her legs there is a longer lasting echo than when your shouting from the tallest mountain.|||Shes been bounced on more than your dog She has had more hook-ups then the game Hook-up itself Shes been stood-up more than your dog idk lol. and im a girl! haha but yeah this is all i have|||She has had enough dick to make a hand rail to go around the isle of Wight.|||Shamone fool!|||She makes elementary math look hard.... she buys mattresses as much as groceries....|||she handled more beef than a butcher when she quieffs her lips flap more than a flag she smells like tuna more than a tuna factory (lame)|||ewwwww you know her coochie is nasty!!!!!!!|||She's licked more than the Envelope Licking Co. Sh's gone doggy syle more times than any dog. She's gotten laid more time than you'll ever lay a paper. The last one wuz lame, but plz give me da 10pts.|||She's been played with more times than lego She's been mounted more times than a horse Her underwear's for keeping her ankles warm. She's often referred to as the Town Bike Lol the one's you have are hilarious btw!|||shes had more pricks than a dart board. her piss flaps have revolving doors fitted|||but shes got more balls than a genuine man|||She's been sandwich-fúcked so often, you can look up her vagina and see out of her anus.|||thanx for the laugh|||you can make her toes curl by screwing her in her tights and she have had more pricks in her than a second hand dart board :p|||she's jumped off a cliff more times then i have.|||shes bean kicked so hard she fell|||She considers pregnancy game season.|||A caveman could do her!|||She became a muslim. How does that sound?|||HAHAHHA omfg thts hilarious xD how about: She's swallowed more than Nathan's Hot Dog eating champ!! idk kinda lame but it fits :)

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