Suppose I were to run into an IHOP (International house of pancakes) and stand on a table and poop on it and then run out. what would be the likely charges and jail sentences for this? This is a serious question, my friend is offering me $1,000 to do it, is it worth it?|||Not worth it. The lawyer who would be defending you for a thing like this is going to get a lot more than $1000 from you. Figure something else out.|||You're looking at a maximum penalty of six months to a year in jail. You'd probably get a lot less if it was your first offense and you were appropriately remorseful. Probably not worth $1000, you might get fined that much, not to mention lawyer's fees and everything else. You do know the guy who paid you could be convicted of conspiracy, right?

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